Speaking of Stephen Hawking….

As Groucho Marx said, “How that elephant got into my pajamas I’ll never know”.   And, speaking of  large things in my P-Jays; playing the pun-tease Tri-fecta of “Stephen Hawking” reading out loud the words of “E. L. James” [Fifty Shades Of Grey] in “‘sex in the South” Charleston, SC, [that bastion of Southern gentility and sweet-lady-hood]…   …   …well,  I laughed so hard I almost came in my pants.

“Read On, MacGruff”, the crime dog thought.  “Take a bite out of THIS; bitch!!”, he barked, offering the leather gag to his leashed companion, with his best Spillanic swagger.


—  From South Carolina’s

Charleston City Paper

Haire of the Dog

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50 Shades of Grey’s most notorious scene as read by Stephen Hawking

No strings attached

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Posted by Chris Haire on Wed, May 16, 2012 at 2:37 PM

I hate to admit this, but I’ve been a little behind the curve here when it comes to this whole 50 Shades of Grey phenomenon.

Yeah, I know all about the mommy-porn bestseller — and how it all began as a torrid bit of Twilight fan-fic — but I haven’t had the chance to engorge myself on this tawdry tale about the deflowering of a 22-year-old virgin by a super-rich, super-kinky 27-year-old super-hunk. Honestly, I just don’t have time to read about all the games that Christian Grey and his subbie sex kitten play.

So I went looking for an audiobook version of E.L. James’ randy-dandy chart-topper. Fortunately, I came across one. And, well, I can see why 50 Shades of Grey has gotten all the taxicab soccer moms and midlifey wifeys all hot and bothered. As read by celebrated physicist Stephen Hawkins, this bit of smut would make C3PO blow a gasket and cause the HAL-9000 to shout out, “Dave,” again and again and again.

Listen to the excerpt below and decide for yourself. Oh. And don’t forget to break out the WD-40. You’re gonna need it.

[You’ll have to follow the above link to hear it]

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Sometimes the hottest time in our bedroom could be called 50 Shades of Earl Grey tea. Here’s a married couples humorous look at the book. http://idoalready.tumblr.com/post/23738637…

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Posted by Barb Piaskoski on May 25, 2012 at 5:06 PM


4 thoughts on “Speaking of Stephen Hawking….

  1. Oh America, are you so sex deprived and naive… you actually think 50 Shades is good erotic writing…?

    The audio is hilarious… “Oh baby, will I ever get enough of you?”
    Brilliant send up!

    1. “Brilliant send up!”— — —yes, hysterical. Have the current movie, Hysteria, in which a 19th male doctor ‘discovers” gynecology? Its on my ‘to do’ list.

  2. TD… you’ve forgotten everything you learned in Gynecology class. The fella in Hysteria discovers the vibrator… or rather invents it because the (ahem) standard ‘hands on’ treatment by doctors was too time consuming.


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