Aw, Hell. One More Once!


4 thoughts on “Aw, Hell. One More Once!

  1. Ha ha!
    Salty dog (slang), def: a slang phrase with several meanings, including “an experienced sailor” and “libidinous”
    So… for him to be salty, someone has to lick him… right?

      1. Too many delicious quotes to contemplate in this film… need to get the dvd from the library…
        You meant which one of these…?

        Memorable quotes for
        The Graduate (1967)

        [Offering Mrs. Robinson a coat hanger]
        Benjamin: Wood?
        Mrs. Robinson: What?
        Benjamin: Wood or wire? They have both.

        Room Clerk: Are you here for an affair, sir?
        Benjamin: What?
        Room Clerk: The Singleman party, sir?
        Benjamin: Ah, yes, the Singleman party.

        Mrs. Robinson: Benjamin.
        Benjamin: Yes?
        Mrs. Robinson: Isn’t there something you want to tell me?
        Benjamin: Tell you?
        Mrs. Robinson: Yes.
        Benjamin: Well, I want you to know how much I appreciate this. Really.
        Mrs. Robinson: The number.
        Benjamin: What?
        Mrs. Robinson: The room number, Benjamin. I think you ought to tell me that.
        Benjamin: Oh, you’re absolutely right. It’s 568.
        Mrs. Robinson: Thank you.
        Benjamin: You’re welcome. Well… I’ll see you later, Mrs. Robinson.

        Benjamin: Where did you do it?
        Mrs. Robinson: In his car.
        Benjamin: What kind of car was it?
        Mrs. Robinson: Come on now.
        Benjamin: No, I really want to know.
        Mrs. Robinson: A Ford.
        Benjamin: Goddamn, that’s great. So old Elaine Robinson got started in a Ford.

        Benjamin: Oh my God!
        Mrs. Robinson: Pardon?
        Benjamin: Oh no, Mrs. Robinson. Oh no.
        Mrs. Robinson: What’s wrong?
        Benjamin: Mrs. Robinson, you didn’t… I mean, you didn’t expect…
        Mrs. Robinson: What?
        Benjamin: I mean, you didn’t really think I’d do something like that.
        Mrs. Robinson: Like what?
        Benjamin: What do you think?
        Mrs. Robinson: Well, I don’t know.
        Benjamin: For god’s sake, Mrs. Robinson. Here we are. You got me into your house. You give me a drink. You… put on music. Now you start opening up your personal life to me and tell me your husband won’t be home for hours.
        Mrs. Robinson: So?
        Benjamin: Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me.
        Mrs. Robinson: [laughs] Huh?
        Benjamin: Aren’t you?

        Mrs. Robinson: Benjamin, I am not trying to seduce you.
        Benjamin: I know that, but please, Mrs. Robinson, this is difficult…
        Mrs. Robinson: Would you like me to seduce you?
        Benjamin: What?
        Mrs. Robinson: Is that what you’re trying to tell me?
        Benjamin: I’m going home now. I apologize for what I said. I hope you can forget it, but I’m going home right now.

        Benjamin: Mrs. Robinson, if you don’t mind my saying so, this conversation is getting a little strange.

        Benjamin: Listen to me. What happened between Mrs. Robinson and me was nothing. It didn’t mean anything. We might just as well have been shaking hands.
        Mr. Robinson: Shaking hands? Well, that’s not saying much for my wife, is it?

        Benjamin: Look, maybe we could do something else together. Mrs. Robinson, would you like to go to a movie?

        Benjamin: Mrs. Robinson, I can’t do this anymore.
        Mrs. Robinson: You what?
        Benjamin: This is all terribly wrong.
        Mrs. Robinson: Do you find me undesirable?
        Benjamin: Oh no, Mrs. Robinson. I think, I think you’re the most attractive of all my parents’ friends. I mean that.

        Benjamin: Elaine, would you just tell me where he proposed to you?
        Benjamin: [shouting after her as she leaves the library] Oh God, it wasn’t in his car, was it?

        [Mrs. Robinson comes into Elaine’s room, naked, and locks the door with Benjamin inside with her]
        Benjamin: Oh God. Oh, let me out.
        Mrs. Robinson: Don’t be nervous.
        Benjamin: Get away from that door.
        Mrs. Robinson: I want to say something first.
        Benjamin: Jesus Christ.
        Mrs. Robinson: Benjamin, I want you to know that I’m available to you, and if you won’t sleep with me this time…
        Benjamin: Oh, my Christ.
        Mrs. Robinson: If you won’t sleep with me this time I want you to know that you can call me up anytime you want and we’ll make some kind of arrangement.
        Benjamin: Oh…
        Mrs. Robinson: Do you understand what I…
        Benjamin: Let me out.
        Mrs. Robinson: Benjamin, do you understand what I just said?
        Benjamin: Yes! Yes. Let me out!
        Mrs. Robinson: I find you very attractive.

        Soooo many great quotes…!

      2. Any of the above will do. I just love playing this safe and invigorating game. You’re a worthy “opponent” and the repartee is… … …well, you’re really good at it. I’ve only met one other woman who was as good… … …and she was my wife’s boss’s wife… … …a self-limiting game at best.

        “Thanks for playing ‘Keep On Your Toes: The Intellectual Teasing Game’, brought to you by… … …KY Ointment, The Slip and Fall Insurance Company?

        Not good… … …but I was in a rush to finish.



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